Posted by
Ericka Andersen on Tuesday, January 23, 2007 11:03:33 PM
Since I'd already heard several zillion previews of what President Bush would be speeching it up about tonight for the State of the Union, I figured I'd play a little game while I was sort of listening and dreading tommorrow when all the pundits and broadcasters and columnists and bloggers (hey, I know I know) were rehashing and dissecting and making claims and laying blame about everything that was or wasn't said. Actually, the first thing I heard as the SOU ended was some CNN lady talking about how "Barack Obama was actually sitting closer (in the 4th row) than Hillary (in the 5th row)"---Imagine the scandal! So at that point I left the room to leave you with the following list. Ladies and Gentleman, I present:
If our Politicians were Animals, which ones would they be?
President Bush- Koala Bear
Nancy Pelosi- Rat. I sware that's not on purpose!
Cheney- A mole who needs to "mole around" a little more (my sister may be the only who appreciates that really stupid quotation)
Laura Bush- Bunny Rabbit
Steny Hoyer- First of all, whose name is really Steny? He looks like an anteater
Joe Leiberman- Squirrel
Condoleezza Rice- Love this lady but---Hammerhead shark
Jim Webb- Bulldog---seriously
Chuck Schumer- He's a little Weasel!
Jeff Flake--Fox, yeah he's a cutie
John Kerry--A Giraffe in need of some vitamins
Joh McCain-A white grizzly bear, he's a tough old man!
Hillary Clinton-Racoon...the that freak you out in the middle of the night
Charlie Rangal--Bucktooth Beaver, he just is, just look
Barack Obama--He's tough so we had to settle on two: A Gazelle and Panther. Sleek and smooth oh yes he is and he knows it.
Rudy Guiliani--He's an ostrich, sorry
Ted Kennedy-- Oh man a Rhinocerous
Harry Reid- Some sort of pet fish
Mitt Romney--A deer--no--a big Buck in the headlights
Barbara Boxer and Lynn Cheney both look like Golden Retreivers.
I'll finish by saying that I didn't actually, personally see all of these people on television and its possible they weren't even all there BUT I have seen them numerous other times and this wasn't really about the SOU anyway. Also, keep in mind, this was based on strictly appearance. I will have another segment based on deeper assets, and that should be quite the convo. Anyway, feel free to add to the list. This is my favorite game. For those that dont' know what I look like.......I'm a unicorn princess.